Things That Just Suck/Are Sad
When the bad guy is really cute/fuckable/totally human so you sympathize with them
When there's no toilet paper in a public restroom
When your math teacher is an asshole from hell
When drama practice stops you from seeing a scary movie with a hot boy
When you lose your vocab words and have a test in nine hours
When people don't know what a turn signal is
When you get stuck behind a diesel engineered vehicle in a construction zone
When start to fantasize about fictional people
When you have an itch in that one place on your no human can reach by them selves
When your hand cramps up and you have 150 more words to type for that essay
When the pervert from church tries to hit on you, but it really just doing a bad job of feeling you up while giving you a hug
When said pervert thinks that you like said feeling up and sits down as close as humanly possible to you
When you're attracted to one of your friends
When you're not attracted to someone who's attracted to you
When the highlight of your weekend is staying up 'til about three in the morning reading fanfiction about Alias and Stargate
When you can smoke, die for your country, get married and play the lotto at eighteen but you can't go out and buy a beer
When your friends think you're a wench
When really good insults like wench and whatnot just don't have the effect they used to
When you can't sleep
When the batteries die just when you really need them
When someone says "Things can't get any worse." And then they do.
When you make a complete ass of yourself in front of someone you like
When you really want to smack someone but can't
When when the aforementioned pervert starts "hitting" on your friends as well and your only protection from him has moved away
When you stop and over analyze your entire life and find very little meaning in it.
Did I mention that Sark(the bad guy in the picture from Alias) is a total hottie? Ever notice how you just can't help but be attracted to the bad guy? Gotta love how they are always the cute ones. Still. Yum.
Random Quote: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx
Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day?
So I have a new blog that's exclusively for my poetry and shorty stories. Feel free to check it out here. And on a more boring note. Exams this week. Barf. But I get to go see Les Mis tomorrow at Popejoy Hall. Wheee! So it's not an entirely bad week. Oh bugger! I forgot to ask him help me study for spanish when I called him. Bother! Oh well. So anywho that's really all I have to say. Laters, people.
Of Ranch Dressing and Raw Eggs
So Anywho that's what I heard cures hangovers, not that I have one but it seemed an appropriate title. Homecoming was last night and it was the best dance I've ever been to. Dinner was nice, I looked incredibly sexy, a reincarnation of Ginger Rogers herself, and I got to dance with cute lads, which I shall name for you: Ted G., Andrew B., Devin K., Elliot C., Mark S., Steven G., and Zack. Life is good. And I got to go to an after party, where everyone was nice to me. And I got free beer. And almost got kissed. Life is good. And I had conversations with people I like never talk to, which is a new experience for me. Everyone who's anyone was there afterwards, so many anyones in fact that they had to play the cop trick. Last night was one of the most memorable moments to date in my life, cause I just danced with everyone and hung out with everyone and I was part of the whole. AND I flirted with my cutie pie, and he flirted back. Last night was definitely one of those moments I'd live over and over and over again for the rest of eternity.
The Why, And The Why, And The Why, And The Why
So it's Homecoming week. And I'm running for Queen. Elections are tomorrow and I really want to win at least one of the Senior Princess spots because I think I deserve it. Of the 20 some girls that are running, only about five deserve to win, myself included. But like just about everything else in high school, this is a popularity contest, something that I'm not good at mainly because I am neither a jock or babe, nor am I a whore. So basically if I win anything, it will be due to the fact that I either have very persuasive friends and people like me, or it's a fluke/conspiracy. I just feel like I'm missing out on the good parts of the high school experience because of stupidity on majority's part. Fuck peons!
Life is kinda at a low point right now. I got a D on a Trig. quiz today and I don't get that because the way I see it I only missed two problems cause I read the directions wrong. Oh well, it's just a quiz. But I do think I passed my Vocab test with flying colors. Which is good considering English makes me want to shank myself.
So anywho, I have no date for Homecoming which makes me kind of sad. I really wanted to go with someone but everyone already seems to have a date. Well if worst, comes to worst I could always get a blind date. But the last time I did that it didn't turn out entirely well. So anywho I really want ot bitch at some people, one in particular but I'm too fricking tired. And I have to get ready for the rest of the hectic week, which includes somehow getting a dress before 6 p.m. tomorrow night. Damn St. Francis bazaar. No I take that back. I got some really cool stuff from the silent auction there. But can't my mother learn the word no. Anywho that's life. I can stick oh well.
Later my faithful friends and if you read this before 10 am mountain time, pray for my success in the election. You know I deserve it.
Quote of the day:
"Five Jewish men influenced the history of Western civilization.
Moses said the law is everything.
Jesus said love is everything.
Marx said capital is everything.
Freud said sex is everything.
Einstein said everything is relative."
